New Hobby

So I was really bored at work again today, when I had a brilliant idea for entertainment.
So here we have a system to momentarily relieve boredom called..

LAURA'S SUPER AWESOME COMIC STRIP MAKER:
Do you desire to be as witty as those around you but you just can't make the cut or were born without a frontal lobe? Are you artistically declined but long to make slightly humorous comics for the world to enjoy? Well now you can, with this easy 5-step system developed by Dr. Laura (not an actual doctor). These steps will put you well on your way to making comic strips that require no creativity on your behalf, LIKE A BOSS. For just ten easy payments of free, Dr. Laura will share her system that she has been engineering with professionals from all over her workplace for at least two hours!
Here are the steps-
Step one: go to the website to garfield.com and find the comic strips.
Step two: find a random movie quote generator
Step three: Click the "random strip" button on the garfield site and save it.
Step four: clear the dialogue bubbles in the strip of their contents
Step five: insert quotes from the quote generator into the empty dialogue bubbles.
Call today.
 

Genius, really.

My Monday in Memes

You never know when it'll strike: that one moment you're sitting at work and you come to the conclusion that you are going to get absolutely nothing done for the rest of the day. And even if you did manage to force yourself into doing some sort of task after this moment has struck that may or may not be important, it'll always.. 100% of the time.. end up being entirely half-assed. So to save my co-workers the frustration of telling me to do it again, only better, I've decided to document my Monday.

It starts out as any typical day.

So after snoozing my alarm about 3 times, I finally wake up at 6:45. This is a reasonable time, I thought, considering I didn't have to be at work until 8:30. So I lay in my bed for a couple more minutes, not wanting to adjust to the subarctic climate of my bedroom. I used to think my mother was a sadistic polar bear, with fangs and shit, and that when I went to school, she tore off her outer layer of fleshy disguise and resumed her work doing what normal sadistic fanged polar bears would do, but I digress.One person in particular did not agree with my plans of staying in bed a smidge longer.
At about 6:50, I hear a yell from the first floor of our house.

 

Naturally I yelled a very frustrated "YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!" back at her, and so many things were running through my mind: What normal human being gets up before 10 AM for no reason? Why is she yelling at me to be awake? Is she really a sadistic flesh eating polar bear as I had suspected? Somehow that woman has a sixth sense for detecting movement within a 100 foot sphere of her. Ergo, the yelling continued about once every two minutes until finally...

Eventually I conceded and dragged myself out of the cocoon I had made inside my sheets. After I had made myself look at least partially civilized and threw together a lunch, I head off on my merry way to work. Words cannot accurately describe  my typical work day with these people, so I will just provide some graphical representations.