What I've Learned From College

In lieu of classes starting last week, I've decided to compile a brief list of a few useful pieces of information I've gathered from college thus far.

You will never get more parking tickets in your life than you did on campus.



Given the right circumstances, it is possible to grind on someone while listening to virtually any song.



Your classes don’t actually teach you anything you need for your future job.



Your mom's cooking tastes 100 times better after you've been at school for a while



If you have a friend that makes his own alcohol and gives you some. Run away.